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Chil-ay Dawgs

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"HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?!" - Tim


Why did you even give him grocery money? You knew. YOU KNEW in your heart.


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Jason: Hey, Harley Quinn survives on chili dogs
Tim: No she doesn't!
Jason: Seriously, check it. *pulls out his Lenovo*
Harley: Dogs dogs, Chili dogs! Buns n meats n onions too! Don't forget the beans, yahoo! Eat em up, 3 by 3! None for you and all for me, yippee!!!
Jason: This is a live recording
Tim: ...this changes nothing. How did you even get a camera in her apartment?
Jason: Well
*4 months prior*
Jason: *rings doorbell*
Harley: Yepperoonies?
Jason: Delivery for a Miss Quinn? 10,000 of Harvey Pinto's Famous Chili Dogs
Harley: That'sa mee!
Jason: Oh, and we have this special giveaway, buy 10,000 or more, and we give you this special Golden Chili Dog statuette
Harley: Ooooo, wait, how much gold we talking here?
Jason: 24k
Harley: Tony! Does Harvey's have a giveaway where they give ya golden chili dogs that are 24k gold?
Tony: At their prices, I'd hope so!
Harley: This ain't some assassin thing, right?
Jason: Erm, assassin thing? I don't think so. I just make the deliveries
Harley: Hmm, okee-dokie! My babies are all hungries anyway. Cash or credit? Wait! Cash. Don't want anyone stealing my identity and opening accounts in my name *pays Jason* Buh bye!
*At Wayne Manor*
Tim: And she kept the chili dog?
Jason: Nah, she pawned it for a magnum similar to the one from Dirty Harry. But I was able to have it shoot a needle sized camera into her wall.
Tim: How much was that?!
Jason: Same as the delivery. Too bad for Harvey's.